Good God, I can't seem to get the Halo Benders' "Don't Touch My Bikini" out of my head!
Anyway, had the best birthday in years (thanks for asking!), much better than last year, when I was roundly scolded at a seedy kareoke bar for causing too much feedback while belting out Bowie's "China Girl" for a hostile crowd that almost certainly wanted me to stop. Actually, I believe that to be the nadir of my entire birthday-having career.
This year took a dizzying, Clinton-era-stock-market shot upwards. But that'll have to wait. Got work to do.