Fillet of Soul

Special treat for all today -- a comprehensive listing of scented candle names I thought up and wrote into my Handspring Visor while hopelessly bored, authored sometime between October and January (roughly). Enjoy.

Babyfire
Spiced Tirade
Fir Burger
Carp
Winged Death
Beached Whale
Monoxide
Mulch
Suckling Pig
Durian Fruit
Limburger
Puppy
Cigar Breeze
Squeezed Meat
Low Tide
Cotton Panties
Peppermint Bismol
Blue Bogman
Crimson Crowbar
Boiled Poppy
Funerary Bouquet
White Powder
Fruitcake
Breakfast Disposal
Unsalted Butter
Shortening
Old Spice
Mown Weeds
Glue
Funk
Spring Water
Prom Night
French Whore
Ass
Cowardice
Fear
Locker Room
Sam
Sommes Landscape
Plague
Grandma's Wake
Gunpowder
Wax Apple
Fried Chicken
Angelfart
Dirt Nap
Pushin' Up Daisies
Nitre
Tallow
Rum 'N' Vodka
Buttered Missionary
Whole Grain Alcohol
Yellow Mist
Morning Breath
Brewery
Musk Ox
Crank
Whale Oil
Divine Wind
Golden Shower
Folgers
Hand of Glory
Betel Nut
Fat